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July 5, 2009

If you can’t handle the heat stay outa d kitchen

November 24, 2008



Funny Pictures and Funny Layouts at myjokecafe.com

You are on wanted list

September 18, 2008



Funny Pictures and Funny Layouts at myjokecafe.com

It’s complicated

March 24, 2008

MySpace Graphics
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts

A functional entree to the menu, if you please

October 31, 2007

Funtionally counting key sheep dressed as wolves, honestly.

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                                     Ctrl-Shift -Alt

F1-Help-Spell her-What is IT?-Dinosaur

F2-Search-What?- Search opp ex- Search envious

F3-Save as-Sunscreen-Safe my mate-Revealing dress

F4 -Open-Close encouters-Knew-Close up

F5-Print-Date texty-Print rendesvous-No amphibians

F6-Previous pane-Next doctor-Next pain pills-Next widow

F7 -Indent-Hanging autorepair-Central panelbeater-Flush loo right

F8-Select-Margarine-Select mobile-Stylish

F9-Font-Tables turned-Line serviette lay-Page’s shouldn’t lay

F10-Menu-Bodybuilding record-(Not new men?)-Macplaymuchasulike

F11-Retrieve figure-Horizontal ex. regime-Rapid weight loss-Text box o’ chocs m

F12-Mark text-Look merge Luke-Define,i.e. not ok-Engine generator

Some other useful keys

Ctrl Enter-Hard page break-Determined to wed too

Alt Enter-End of field-Kick the ball hard

Alt Shift Enter-End of record-Tired of that song

Ctrl B-Bold-Works for me

Ctrl C-Copy-Original reproduction

Ctrl F-Full justification-Now you know why IM late

Ctrl G-Go to dialog box-MaX in the Box

Ctrl I-Italics-Colloquial Italian

Ctrl J-Centre justification-Advocacy

Ctrl L-Left justification-Politically impartial

Ctrl N-Normal text-Boring Norman

Ctrl R-Right justification-Now we’re talking

Ctrl S-Font size menu-Eat as much as you like

Ctrl U-Underline-You’re in control

Ctrl X-Cut-Irreconcilable differences

Ctrl V-Paste-Taste Pathetic

Ctrl Z-Undo-In case you don’t have zip


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Hello world! « What do you wish for?

July 3, 2007

Holloworld! « What do you wish for?

holloworld

Hello world! What do you wish for?

July 3, 2007

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Hello World!

What do you wish for?

  • A better body?
  • Good fortune instead of misfortune?
  • To bring back lost lover?
  • To rectify social misunderstandings?
  • To minimise demanding of debts?
  • Help with illnesses & ailments?
  • Wisdom pertaining to court cases?
  • Customer attraction?
  • Relief from dire straits?
  • Stable blood pressure?
  • Promotions?
  • Further education?
  • Prevent thieves from attacking your home?
  • A faster car?
  • A more reliable path?
  • A beautiful house?
  • A faithful spouse?
  • A devoted pet?
  • Recognition?
  • Admiration?
  • Salvation of your sins?
  • Forgiveness?
  • Gratitude?
  • Love?
  • A gun?
  • To be liked at work?
  • Increased strength?
  • Relief from diarising?
  • More efficient conceptualising?
  • Women who can produce?
  • Men who have strength of character?
  • Aesthetic impression?
  • Creativity?
  • Longeivity?
  • More efficient timing?
  • Enhanced productivity?
  • Good luck rather than bad luck?
  • Knowing which options are prefererable?
  • Exact itineraries?
  • Sanity?
  • His & hers?
  • Safety?
  • A seductive touch?
  • A provocative approach?
  • Permanency?
  • Being bigger & stronger?
  • Enlargement?
  • Control?
  • Refuting weak points?
  • Adequacy?
  • Winnings in gambling?
  • Financial gains from casino?
  • Regain lost trust.
  • Wonderful women?
  • Handsome men?
  • Longer periods of rest?
  • Promotion at work?
  • Being able to foresee the future?
  • Obtain employment?
  • Need to find someone?
  • Buy property?
  • More customer satisfaction?
  • Better customer service?
  • More profitable business?
  • Suitable treatment?
  • Being able to appreciate both highs & lows?
  • Business boosting?
  • Replacing bad with good?
  • Avoiding disappointment?
  • Averting disasters?
  • Ease from disease?
  • Help with problems?
  • Ability to say & do anything?
  • Specialist assistance?
  • Understanding, not misunderstanding?
  • Like to feel at home?
  • Work you actually enjoy?
  • Achievement at school?
  • More feelings of affection?
  • Bringing back what you desire?
  • Recovering stolen possessions?
  • More seconds in a minute?
  • More minutes in an hour?
  • More hours in a day?
  • More days in a week?
  •  More weeks in a month?
  • More months in a year?
  • More years in a century?
  • More centuries in a millenium?
  • Being big & strong enough?
  • Pregnancy?
  • Periods of peace?
  • Removing?
  • Craftsmanship?
  • Pass exams?
  • Win court cases?
  • Increased odds on betting horses?
  • A paying casino?
  • Winning the lotto?
  • Others?
  • Business attraction?
  • Work promotion?
  • Knowing when your spouse is cheating?
  • Surprises?
  • Healers?
  • Overcoming weakness?
  • More power?
  • Belief in God?
  • Knowing forefathers?
  • 100%?
  • Solving mysteries?
  • Membership?
  • Distribution?
  • Retribution?
  • Protection?
  • Being natural?
  • Being at one with nature?
  • Less fights?
  • More delights?
  • Less fits?
  • More flirts?
  • Better fitting clothes?
  • To lose or gain weight?
  • Energy?
  • Less stress?
  • No ache?
  • No heartache?
  • Knowing your sweetheart?
  • Succeeding under pressure?
  • Having someone who listens to you?
  • Knowing you truely heard?
  • Spirituality?
  • Miracle medicines?
  • Winning strategies?
  • Success?
  • Permanent not temporary(or IMpertinent?
  • Sensuality?
  • More rounds?
  • Being a MD?
  • 2 C?
  • Being paid?
  • Couselling?
  • Religion?
  • Wealth?
  • Elite ancestry?
  • To be busy?
  • Overcoming weakness?
  • Feeling energetic rather than wary?
  • Protection from destruction?
  • Anybody?
  • Intelligence?
  • Having demands met?
  • Linking?
  • Chastity?
  • Speciality?
  • Eternity?
  • Avoidance?
  • Blessings?
  • Magic?
  • Undoubled trouble?
  • Finishing unfinished?
  • Succeeding where others failed?
  • Find your question & motivate your answer.

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