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It’s complicated

MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts

A functional entree to the menu, if you please

Funtionally counting key sheep dressed as wolves, honestly.

                                     Ctrl-Shift -Alt

F1-Help-Spell her-What is IT?-Dinosaur

F2-Search-What?- Search opp ex- Search envious

F3-Save as-Sunscreen-Safe my mate-Revealing dress

F4 -Open-Close encouters-Knew-Close up

F5-Print-Date texty-Print rendesvous-No amphibians

F6-Previous pane-Next doctor-Next pain pills-Next widow

F7 -Indent-Hanging autorepair-Central panelbeater-Flush loo right

F8-Select-Margarine-Select mobile-Stylish

F9-Font-Tables turned-Line serviette lay-Page’s shouldn’t lay

F10-Menu-Bodybuilding record-(Not new men?)-Macplaymuchasulike

F11-Retrieve figure-Horizontal ex. regime-Rapid weight loss-Text box o’ chocs m

F12-Mark text-Look merge Luke-Define,i.e. not ok-Engine generator

Some other useful keys

Ctrl Enter-Hard page break-Determined to wed too

Alt Enter-End of field-Kick the ball hard

Alt Shift Enter-End of record-Tired of that song

Ctrl B-Bold-Works for me

Ctrl C-Copy-Original reproduction

Ctrl F-Full justification-Now you know why IM late

Ctrl G-Go to dialog box-MaX in the Box

Ctrl I-Italics-Colloquial Italian

Ctrl J-Centre justification-Advocacy

Ctrl L-Left justification-Politically impartial

Ctrl N-Normal text-Boring Norman

Ctrl R-Right justification-Now we’re talking

Ctrl S-Font size menu-Eat as much as you like

Ctrl U-Underline-You’re in control

Ctrl X-Cut-Irreconcilable differences

Ctrl V-Paste-Taste Pathetic

Ctrl Z-Undo-In case you don’t have zip

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Hello world! What do you wish for?

Hello World!

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• 100%?
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• Find your question & motivate your answer.